Your house looks like a pontoon boat.
I realize you think it looks festive, but really, it’s just fugly. It’s January 5th. Time to put away the navigational lights. Please go get your Little Giant from the basement and unscrew those eyesores.
Sincerely,
Your Neighbor with a For Sale Sign in the Yard
Kent says
Gah how annoying!!! I hate a tacky neighbor!
G+D says
LMAO Beth! I dare you to steal the red light and put it in your front window.
Beth says
HA! Don’t tempt me! J once went over in the cover of darkness and adjusted our neighbor’s flood lights that were shining into our bedroom window.
Anything could happen around here!