Ode to My Favorite Valentine’s Gift:
Strawberries are red, chocolate is brown
My husband knows that I like to chow down.
Ode to My Second Favorite Valentine’s Gift:
Roses are red, violets are lush
When he handed me this gift he said “You need to trim your bush.”
How thoughtful he is.
Wanna know what I got him?
I got him the best movie of 2010.
Here is my ode to Zombieland:
Zombies are scary, really quite bratty
I better start doing cardio, the first to go are the fatties.
We are some hardcore romantics up in this joint, eh?
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!!